Don't worry, though! Local zookoopers Vitaly and Tom are on the case, and they're seasoned lion-wrangling professionals!
May or may not be true.
We'd advise you to not replicate this prank. When staring down Jason, even if he happens to be using a bladeless chainsaw like Vitaly is, some people might... you know... defend themselves, which could lead to a very bad time for everyone involved.
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