Verizon had a couple options here.
A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. br> br> B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.
They went with option B...
When it comes to cell phone companies, they always seem to be the ones who most blatantly seek to rip off their customers. There's a reason more and more people are using prepay phones, and this is a prime example.
Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because "douche canoe" has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase in the English language.