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J.K. Rowling would seem hellbent on keeping herself entertained post-Harry Potter through regularly preying upon unsuspecting Twitter personalities, or just Donald Trump all the time. Usually, she digs a bit deeper into the well of razor-sharp and unforgiving witty banter. This particular insult though, is just kind of awkward. 

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Anyone out there encountering struggles in that crazy little thing called the modern dating game, should feel a wave of reassurance, a stiff shot of encouragement after reading how damn easy it is to pull through with landing an acceptable, successful pick-up line. Basically, tacos are key. Tacos and more tacos. 



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It's been a great 4.54 billion years, but I think it's time to end Earth.

Why?

Because people have started a hot new trend of dipping pizza in milk, and, wow, let's just end the whole thing now. Seriously, I just looked at a picture of this, and I don't see much of a point in continuing the whole planet Earth thing. 

There's plenty of things to dip in milk. Cookies, cereal, your hand. But not pizza. The only thing you should dip pizza in is more sauce. But, you know what? Humans have made such a mess of things, so maybe it's time to just quit while we're ahead — or rather before we've totally lost.

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These people invited the self-esteem pulverizing feedback of the infamously unforgiving, perpetually at odds with the world, Gordon Ramsay, on themselves. Fortunately, after given enough time to lick their wounds, they went ahead and shared what it's like to find yourself on the Ramsay chopping block. 

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Infowars founder Alex Jones, the conspiracy theorist who says Sandy Hook was a hoax and that "they" are putting chemicals in the water that is turning frogs gay, is the human embodiment of a dog taking a shit. 

And to make matters worse, he eats lunch without a shirt on. See:

Man, the Fonz really let himself go. 

Luckily, there are still some people in this country who are around a speak up for injustice when they see it. Here's how Twitter responded to a walking, talking rotten tomato eating lunch without a shirt on. 

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Internet satirist and podcast host Virgil Texas instigated an outrageous Wikipedia-editing war over Garfield's gender that even ended up evolving into a full-on Washington Post investigation. The warring wasn't exclusive to Wikipedia though, many loyal fans and people that like to argue for the sole sake of stirring the pot, have since stepped forward to offer their opinions on the lasagna-lover's mystery gender. 

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