Failbook: One Caused the Deaths of Half a Million Americans, the Other Freed the Slaves

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Bros: The Three "Cs" of Online Dating for Bros: Chests, Chevys, and Chick Lit

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He asserts his masculinity with his taste in movies, but still reveals his softer, sensitive side with his taste in books that are targeted for women as shallow as himself. This bro's got some SERIOUS game.

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Poorly Dressed: Of These Things I Was Sure...

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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

Dating Fails: Saving You From Two Hours of Vampiric Romance

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Or just don't bother watching at all, whatever floats your boat.

Failbook: Pikachu Moon

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Autocowrecks: Not Accurate: Kristen Stewart Has Way Too Much Emotion Here

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School of Fail: Bram Stoker is Rolling Over in His Grave

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