Failbook: Helen Keller on Miley Cyrus' New Haircut

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Failbook: Helen Keller on Miley Cyrus' New Haircut
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Who's to say Miley Cyrus' new 'do WASN'T made by a blind and deaf person? We tried contacting the real Helen Keller for information, but all we got was the cryptic message "lksdfh clkhc'ds klwh;dv"

Failbook: Ryan Lochte's Deeply Profound Tweeting

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Failbook: Ryan Lochte's Deeply Profound Tweeting
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Olympian swimmer Ryan Lochte isn't known for being particularly articulate, or even for forming complete sentences, and his Twitter account doesn't do much to dispel that perception. But some of his finest tweets, when formatted in Impact Bold, made us seriously wonder whether Lochte doesn't put much effort into the English language, or if he's actually an undercover Zen Buddhist.