All these years we've been listening to his crazy cover songs, and only now are we discovering that Weird Al Yankovic is actually a wizard.

Here he is performing a floating orb trick, which – once you see how it's done – is not really as magical as it seems.

Illegally staying inside someone else's house? Two can play at that game. Sweet, sweet justice!

Case in point: Danish father Christian Carstensen, who recently won a whole kneppeload of money. Watch as he tells his sons he has good news, but keeps them guessing as to what that news actually is for minutes on end. It's the best kind of anxiety there is.

"Dude, can you at least wait to finish me until after I've had my coffee?"