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Scammer "CEO" unknowingly gets trolled and ends up wasting their time | Hi Paul conference right now, can't talk but let know if get my text CEO Hey Bruce got Let know free and l'l| make myself available

Scammer "CEO" Gets Unknowingly Trolled

Precious time wasted.
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Choosing beggar stages a meltdown over not being able to haggle down price of blanket.

Relentless Choosing Beggar Haggles Over Blanket

My dude, it's not going to work out.
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A funny Tumblr thread on different texting tones based on generation people are born in. | averagefairy old people really need leam text accurately mood they're trying represent like my boss texted wondering my semester is over so she can start scheduling more hours and like my finals are done 15th! And she texts back "Yay fuck am supposed interpret besides passive aggressive runawaymarbles Someone needs do linguistic study on people over 50 and they use ellipsis s FASCINATING never know mood

Tumblr Users Explain Older Generations' Confusing Texts

They don't mean to sound passive aggressive.
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Good friends use technology to make an earth sandwich by placing slices of bread on the ground on different ends of the world | harrisoncorboy OO wanna make earth sandwich live Australia or New Zealand? Australia Do have piece bread?

Mates Use Technology To Make An Earth Sandwich

Beautiful things happen when people work together.
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Employer thinks they're above the law and an employee shows them otherwise. | Arthur need come on Sunday Try Jesus.please don't try don't understand are lead engineer Try Jesus..please don't try Cus are talking about, are coming or not Try Jesus..please don't try Cus

Boss Thinks They're Above The Law, Man Shows Them Otherwise

People just love to get mad at someone else.
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Karen has a complete meltdown over an Air Pods gift. | have HUGE PROBLEM! Umm hello? Emergency over here need attention extremely upset. lis Hey sorry on call, couldn't get phone is everything okay?

Karen Has Complete Freakout Over Air Pods Gift

Air Pods Pro and nothing less for Karen.
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Hilarious text exchange between mom and her daughter involves memes and frustration | 3:21 PM 86% Mom 01/24/2016 Sun Mom stop and grab coffee on way over 7:50 AM No 7:51 AM Why 7:51 AM Because an ungrateful brat 7:52 AM grateful and dad got busy 36 years ago. Bow chicka bow bow 7:53 AM know are killing Elizabeth really killing No coffee. Enter message

Daughter Relentlessly Trolls Mom To Oblivion

Real or not, this is gold.
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Nightmare bride wants to remove a bridesmaid from her wedding for having cancer | Hey girls have something need run by y'all. So Mader didn't have cancer whenl invited her be my bridesmaid but now having second thoughts about her being wedding. Like, she mentioned other day her hair has started fall out bit and noticed looking thinner than normal just can't

Bridezilla Worried Bridesmaid's Chemotherapy Will Ruin Wedding

The bridesmaid has a way with words.
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A collection of breakup texts between partners | hand written note Alexander Im sorry but dont want boyfriend anymore wanna break-up and no dont want be with any friends. Jenny

Breakup Texts That Ended Things In A Blaze Of Glory

Some people can't end things peacefully, and need to burn that bridge like no other.
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A choosing beggar trolls guy over the time they were supposed to meet up | 60 55 min ago 80 54 min ago 75 if could bring it to me

Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand How Time Works

A misunderstanding or master troll. You be the judge.
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A delusional "good friend" expects a pair of free custom sneakers. | iMessage Today 13:17 Hey girl miss wanted ask if could paint some air forces with butterflies on them really like work and wanted know if could do them Lmk hey, been while!

"Good Friend" Expects Free Custom Sneakers

Yeah, great friend by the sound of it.
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A co-worker expects a free dinner after an operation from two weeks ago | Are getting dinner today? M isn't so 's just and Not today brought mine cos skint til Friday haha Fuck sake am supposed do then don't know, perhaps go get dinner by yourself?

Co-Worker Expects Free Dinner Two Weeks After Operation

Oh, come on now.
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A confused choosing beggar doesn't understand how hourly pay works | 7:08 PM Qi 60% Home (1) Hi heard did advertising designs, would be able design poster advertising nightclub? Sure can do usually charge €25 an hour and would probably take 2-3 hours make, is ok can now call each other and see information such as Active Status and read messages.

Confused Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand Hourly Pay

Hopefully this choosing beggar was faking it.
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Choosing beggar demands extra, and it backfires terribly | Sorry not best pics but if have an idea might want can give price quote! My dog died and l'd like paw print sorry hear Do have design mind? No hoping could make something. Sure, are thinking putting this on car have white vinyl usually charge make design but can do part free just have pay vinyl and shipping cost. Yes. On back our Range Rover is white so white would be good.

Entitled Customer Demands Free Stuff, Gets Extra

They just had to take it further.
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A funny conversation about trolling a gift card scammer. | 4:44 PM Hello are doing? Hey Aunt Christine l'm doing well thank is everyone doing there can now call each other and see information like Active Status and read messages. Doing wonderfully great. Hope everything is going on fine with Yep can't complain stationed San Diego. My wife and kids are back Va

Man Trolls Gift Card Scammer For Hours

Well done, my dude.
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A choosing beggar takes lowballing to a whole new extreme | Hey is sofa set still available? Hi, yes 's available is condition firm are seats?

Choosing Beggar Takes Lowballing To New Extreme

No, no, get out of here with that.
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