Know How Your Mythical Get Drunk

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Freedom for a Price

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Some Cops Understand What It's Like to Be Blackout Drunk

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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.

Keeps You From Drunk Texting

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You're Not the Smartest, Are You?

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But That's None of Our Business

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Well, That's Not Awkward

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