If anyone needed a reason to lie silently in bed with their eyes open, consider “the heat death of the universe” or “Victorian Brits ate all the mummies” as decent insomnia fodder. The universe we live in is plagued with injustice, cruelty and gross realities, but hey, some of them are kind of cool to know. So here's some stuff to alienate your family at dinner. Here are some more freaky facts to feel weird about.

Why, just why

Bruh.

Had to see it with her own eyes.

Dear sweet lord. It shouldn't be that difficult for anyone to see that maybe it's a little gauche to aggressively hit on grieving people? In what world, universe, or reality was this dude even expecting with his tasteless, tactless passes at a person who's obviously going through so much? It's sufficiently creepy to have to accept that people like this exist, and what's worse is that they're not even all that uncommon. For some more jaw-dropping lowness, here are some women who dated toxic nice…

It's wild out there.

"Something just came up."

Yikes.

Every job is a job because someone else doesn't want to do it.

Taste is subjective, kind of.

A truly bad smell feels like a slap in the face.

Good luck with that.

All roads lead to Rome, and they are terrible.

Ho ho ho.

That sucks bigtime

Life is a wild ride.