Babe, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your peppermint, pickle, hotdog pie

The audacity of some people has never failed to surprise me. Granted, my neighbors can wreak absolute chaos for no apparent reason (maybe they're bored?) but I'm speaking more generally. Whether you bump into a Karen at the supermarket when all you wanted to do was buy a couple of tomatoes for the pasta you were planning on making later on, to receiving brutally honest (and frankly, unasked for) comments on the street from people who may not be aware that they aren't exactly doing you a favor.…

That's... cool?

Sometimes it's worth a shot.

Totally normal, not weird things.

People are definitely creative.

No yeah, it's uh, good.

Don't give in to the smooth cakes.

Good taste is only subjective sometimes.

Maybe there's a reason keyboards don't come with grass.

It's worse than defeat.