Poorly Dressed: Classic: Gets Me Every Time

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I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

Ugliest Tattoos: Always Low

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I haven't shopped at Walmart in a number of years (we city folk wouldn't deign to shop at such a mega-corporation (Taco Bell excepted) when there are so many independently owned dollar stores within stumbling distance of our homes), so I don't recall the appeal. Is it the low prices, or the pants-optional store policy?

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