FAIL Blog
Advertisement

sleep

'I love you, but I really want a Tyrannosaurus': 20+ ridiculous things sleep talkers said, according to their partners

'I love you, but I really want a Tyrannosaurus': 20+ ridiculous things sleep talkers said, according to their partners

This one goes out to all the significant others out there who have to endure their partners' sleep-talking every single night. You folks are the real heroes! Seriously, it's not easy to date a sleep talker. It's almost like dating two different individuals. There's the person you're spending your days with, the person with whom you have fallen in love. And then there's the person they become when you turn off the lights. Yes, it's like dating Gollum. Once your partner is asleep, they might reve…
View List
hotel party party-girls dad parenting dads parents reddit petty-revenge vacation holiday revenge revenge-story petty hotels rest sleep alarm sleeping partying payback

'I gave the maid a tip': Party girls face a $200 fine and a wakeup call at the crack of dawn after disturbing a dad in desperate need of a restful vacation

Don't mess with a dad on vacation
View List
Advertisement
workplace-stories alarm wake up in-the-workplace workplace-story manager phone call work coworkers sleep alarms workplace phone calls plant sleeping waking up - 21604613

'I had my employees call and wake up my boss': Plant manager demands employees tell him every single time an alarm goes off

Be careful what you ask for, because you just might get it. After a weary and sleepless night, hopefully this glass manufacturing plant owner has learned the right lesson. If you've ever seen anyone perform glassblowing or watch an artist create a figurine out of hot melty glass, you know how hot this job can get. Glass doesn't like to melt until it's a nice toasty 2700–3100° farenheight. Anyone around these operations needs special protective gear and certifications to ensure everyone's safety…
View List
'At the end of day two, I have spent 36 hours at work': Hourly employee gets 'salaried' treatment from boss

'At the end of day two, I have spent 36 hours at work': Hourly employee gets 'salaried' treatment from boss who refuses to listen to them

This employee tried over and over to tell their boss that they were making a mistake . Some bosses just always want to think they're right. U/Ars-Torok had a great malicious compliance story to tell, and while it's a long story, it's totally worth the read. The OP writes that while rising through the ranks of this company, they worked with a few different bosses. One was a great boss who could solve anything… and the other was Steve. Steve was the kind of boss who thinks they are right 100% of…
View List
sleep best best-of-the-week universal best-feelings reddit ask-reddit best-of-reddit opinion true truth pleasure amazing humanity fantasy

'Sleeping in': 20+ Things that are objectively better than getting freaky in the sheets

Nothing beats the satisfaction of watching a reckless driver get caught at the same red light as everybody else
View List
Advertisement
brother-in-law brother sister sister-in-law family drama bil sil sleep sleepy sleeping sleep-schedule working-nights betray family-emergency niece nephew uncle aunt

'You burned a bridge': Man would rather catch up on sleep than babysit his nephew, meanwhile the boy's aunt undergoes treatment in the ICU after a potentially fatal car accident

Some people would do pretty much anything for their family. As Dominic Toretto always said, :The most important thing in life will always be family". Well, for one Redditor, the most important thing in his life, is sleep. And apparently nothing in this world could threatened to deprive him of his 8 hours– not even the near d3ath experience of a family member.
View List
Late-night-reading girlfriend sparks the sleep deprived rage of her lamp hating boyfriend, wonders if she's wrong

'I broke down crying': Late-night-reading girlfriend sparks the sleep deprived rage of her lamp hating boyfriend, wonders if she's wrong

I love… —lamp? Did a moth write this post? If that were the case, then that would at least explain why she is so insistent that the lamp remain turned on. At least it's safe to be certain that this boyfriend is not a moth as he, in fact, does not love lamp. In fact, he seems to rather despise it —at least at three in the morning when he's trying to catch some sleep before work. His girlfriend, who was having difficulty sleeping due to sickness, was insistent that her bedside lamp remain on so t…
View List
Sleepy Memes and Fails for Melatonin-Hungry Millennials

Sleepy Memes and Fails for Melatonin-Hungry Millennials

Raise your hand if you need a nap!
View List
Advertisement
tumblr thread on types of naps

Tumblr Thread: The Types Of Naps, Ranked

Where am I what time is it
View List
Weird and funny things people said in their sleep | burgervann 31.1k points 3 days ago O 2 8 2 13 More my boyfriend once blurted out putting BREAD my ears his sleep, mumbled something unintelligible and then followed up with "and becoming SANDWICH still makes laugh whenever remember

Alarming and Humorous Junk said by Sleep Talkers

Results may vary.
View List
insomnia and lack of sleep causing person to hate their pillows

23 Amusing Tweets About the Struggle of Getting Some Sleep

View List
Advertisement
Crazy Things People Said In their Sleep

27 Crazy Things People's Loved Ones Have Said In their Sleep

View List
people share things they did while sleeping

18 People Share The Dumbest Things They've Done While Half Asleep

View List

OPEN YOUR EYES!

failbook sleep mario - 8760199936
Advertisement

I'll Get Up When I'm Ready

parents sleep cows I'll Get Up When I'm Ready
Via _lilPoundcake

Yeah Baby I'm Still Her...

sleep texting sexting - 8754015488
1 2 3 4 5
Advertisement

Hot Today

Advertisement