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Via: Hemingwrite
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Working on the next great American novel, or trying to cash on the lucrative One Direction fan fiction market, but distracted by all those crazy Internets?

Well worry no more, because now you can focus with the Hemingwrite.

This simple device is dubbed "the Kindle of writing composition." It consists of a mechanical keyboard and E Ink screen that lets you type distraction-free and backup your work to the cloud, syncing with apps like Evernote and Google Docs.

All you need now is a nice mojito and a bull fight.

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Via: Incredible Things
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The clever little plastic doohickey uses a magnet to connect the "control handle" to the dunking cradle on the inside. Cookie lovers, you know what to do.

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Via: Sploid
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Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.

Via: GaffGun
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Meanwhile, the rest of us can just marvel at how pleasant this taping process is to look at. You can pick one up here!