Did you know that today's boats are some of the largest ever to exist? As rich folks compete to have the biggest boat, one of the biggest around right now costs $600 million! The owner may have a stupidly big yacht - but is it named “Marlin Monroe”? No, I didn't think so. Below are 30 memes of some boat owners who have creatively named their humble ships…plus some boaters who had a sinking feeling that their watercraft wasn't going to float much longer.

This is pretty flipping cool.

The regret must've been so painful.