The Glory of the Drinking Dice

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drinking dice,tequila,sexy,crunches,after 12
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I Know What I Want for Christmas!

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grandma,santa,sexy,poorly dressed
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FAIL Nation: Warning FAIL

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fail nation,Hall of Fame,hitch hikers,scam,sexy,warning
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After 12: I Never Go Anywhere Without MY Sparkly Speedo

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It's a questionable fashion choice, but he gets so into it he pulls it off.

Well, not LITERALLY pulls it off. That would be inappropriate.

Autocowrecks: I'd Slide That

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AutocoWrecks,clothing,panties,sexy,slide to unlock,underwear,unlock
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I know the designers intended to mean something completely different, but isn't the "slide to unlock" function usually reserved for zippers on that part of the body? And what kind of sick bastard would put zippers on someone's underwear?

Dating Fails: Oh Don't Worry Honey, You Look Fine

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abs,chris farley,dating,expectations vs reality,seductively,sexy,sexy times,shirtless,stripping,We Are Dating
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Dating: Actually Brad Looks Derpier

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brad pitt,dating,mr-bean,Reality Check,reality vs expectations,sexy,that face,We Are Dating
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