It's a questionable fashion choice, but he gets so into it he pulls it off.

Well, not LITERALLY pulls it off. That would be inappropriate.

No shirt no shoes, and Rowan Atkinson still gets service.

I know the designers intended to mean something completely different, but isn't the "slide to unlock" function usually reserved for zippers on that part of the body? And what kind of sick bastard would put zippers on someone's underwear?

What doesn't belong?