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Guy Tweets Epic Story About Using Nest Security Camera To Troll His Friend To Oblivion

This is the kind of comically absurd Twitter saga that we live for. Not sure if we should give this guy a shiny trophy for being an impressively creative troll, or secondhand hate the ever living sh*t out of him for low-key ruining his buddy, who made the mistake of crashing at his place's, life. We'll let you be the judge....

Guy uses Nest security camera and Amazon echo to troll his friend crashing at his place in most hilarious way possible.
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It takes years of training to become a ninja, so don’t go stealing swords on your first day.

At least, “still in training” better be the excuse of this ninja, who broke into a comic book store in Anchorage, Alaska and stole a katana sword on Friday. In a move that would get any warrior removed from their dojo, or at the very least, reprimanded by their sansei, this ninja was caught on camera. It doesn’t even look like they're trying to evade the its lens.

There are just so many things wrong with this scenario. First, like, if you’re dressing up as a ninja, and you’re not going to find any cover, then, jeez, I don’t know, go back to training. Second, what is this ninja doing getting their steel from a comic book store? That thing better have been stolen from this ninja and they are merely retrieving it. Third, bring a smoke bomb, dude.

What is this world coming to? A ninja should be as elusive as a shadow, and this one came in like bull in a china shop. Nothing else was stolen, but if the ninja’s in Anchorage are this bad, law enforcement really needs to step it up, unless you want your town overrun by low-rent ninjas.

Maybe that security camera was just really fast? No, that’s stupid. Get it together, ninja. Don’t be seen.

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The TSA Is Fed up with Telling Batman Fans They Can't Bring Dark Knight Weapons on Their Flights

The TSA's spent the better part of a year confiscating these Batarangs from passengers, and documented their 'catches' on social media.

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