screen

"Dude, check this s* out!" "Hang on, let me get the magnifying glass."

Whenever we go for a ride with the top down in marginal weather, my wife asks "when are we going to get a wind screen?" There, I fixed it.

Oh, you can't see? Here, I have a special seat just for you!

That's what she wishes he said...

Novelty gift? Perhaps. If the novelty is "looking like a total creep in public with my iPad," yes.