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Kid Thanks Teacher for Pushing Them to Achieve Their Goals In Unbelievably Dark-Humored Card

Behold my fellow dudes, what we have here are the unmistakable makings of a child with a devilish taste for the darker-humored things in life. A kid who is clearly destined to grow up to be a Memelord. Where was the prophecy for this shit? Seriously, this kid is the chosen one.

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Via PiperTiny
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What's more twisted and inappropriate for a school setting (as a teacher) than a good 'ol fashioned game of 'f**k, marry, kill,' where you proceed to decide on a human being's worth with elements like likability, marriageability, and fuckability. 

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15 Students and Teachers Share the Wildest Sex Related Stuff They've Witnessed At School

Class is in session, please turn to page four, annnd I need a cold shower. This is the kind of educational material that really grips you by the manhood, pulls you in, and awakens a hunger to well, learn more. Am I right? Or the wrong head's doing all the thinking here.

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School Appalled With Troublemaker Student, Sends Unintentionally Hilarious Letter to His Dad

I think the best course of action for Dad here is to write a sincere letter back, asking the school what exactly a dildo is? Let's milk this ridiculous situation for all it's worth. Long live Wildo the Dildo, may he live a long and fruitful existence being a perpetual pain in the asses (and other places too) of academic institutions, near and far.

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Yes. 

Sometimes you need to have your faith in humanity rewarded a little bit, and who's going to do that, goddamn Barry White, Jr., a fifth-grade literacy teacher from Charlotte, NC. 

Yeah, his name is Barry White, Jr. Goddamn.

In an attempt to earn his students' trust and make them feel special, he has a different, customized goddamn handshake for every goddamn student, and goddamn, he's great. 

Apparently, he got the idea from goddamn LeBron James. Just awesome. Look at this goddamn gif: 

Fifth grade English teacher has a personalized handshake with every one of his students

More Barry White, Jrs, goddamnit 

uk school uploads picture of student writing with string cheese
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Garin is, by all accounts, a good student at Archbishop Mcgrath Catholic School in Bracla, South Whales, UK. But sitting just below the surface is a layer of mozerella cheese. 

According to Garin, AMCS uploaded a picture of him writing with a piece of cheese:



What is happening at this school that they are replacing school supplies with snack foods? Are they painting in art class with pudding cups? Counting Totino's Pizza Rolls instead of using a calculator? Playing Bugles instead of a bugel?

The school, who seems to have removed the picture, has commented on what they're calling "#Cheesegate": 

via @archbishopmghs

But as Garin says: