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First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get arrested.

32-year-old fisherman Thomas Breeding came across a shit-ton of coke in the Gulf of Mexico and made the brilliant move of trying to it. After all, that’s what people in the movies do, right?

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He’s now facing life in prison and a $4.25 million fine. That’ll change your life for sure. Just like in the movies.

“This changed my life and way of thinking and also made me aware of some of the dangers that can be found off shore in the Gulf,” Breeding wrote. “I would like to let the public know the dangers and what not to do if this situation comes about.”

Yeah, dealing a butt-ton of coke isn’t easy if you don’t know what you’re doing. It takes years of training to become a successful drug dealer. Haven’t you ever seen the movies?

H/T Uproxx

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Grease is out and Scarface is in, at least when it comes to elementary school theater productions. 

This stage production of Scarface performed by little kids is hilarious and cute, especially when they curse. Subsituting "fudge" and "son of a b" isn't getting old any time soon. 

Truth be told, the video "Scarface School Play" has been around for a while and is 100% not real, accoding to Snopes. But if you want to sound smart in front of all your friends, you can drop this fun fact: It was directed the team behind Lady Gaga's "Pokerface" video, Marc Klas and Rockhard Films.

Fake or no fake, this is amazing. 

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In an email reminiscent of that one scene in Half Baked (warning: language) where Scarface quits his restaurant job, this worker pulled a similar tactic on his last day, lambasting all but eight of his coworkers on the company distro list. Will he see those eight people in the future? Nobody knows...