The An-225 is the largest cargo plane in the world, built by the Russian company Antonov Airlines. This one in particular landed at Rzeszów airport on a relatively foggy day, clearing a path through like a goddamn sky Roomba. Needless to say, there is something very Russian about building an aircraft so large it leaves a big fat trail of blue sky behind it.

What a friendly guy.

So you thought you were good at chess, huh?

That's not how that works.

The river is clumpy and it is angry.

Any volunteers?

Why? Because.

Holy Crap.

It wasn't Scott after all.