There's a Reason the Hot Dogs at "Buck Night" for the Kansas City Royals Only Cost a Dollar

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Health inspectors (WINK WINK) on site claimed that the dogs were safe to eat, and that they maybe even qualify as food! But as you can see for yourself, you're clearly asking for a world of hurt to down one of those dogs.