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Shake those rocks in your head around a bit, a watch your stony face crumble. It's time to rock out with a geologists favorite band - the Rolling Stones, and feel your sides ache at these hilarious rock jokes and puns.

Sometimes You're Just too Stoned to See the Error

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R.I.P. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (7,400,000 B.C.-2014)

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This Access Cover Rocks!

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It Wasn't Playground Harrassment, it's a Rock Proposal!

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Australia's Hanging Rock

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When You Think About It, Statues Are Just Rocks

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Via Tastefully Offensive

A Good Foundation for a Relationship

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What are We, Cavemen?

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So, How Old Are You?

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Know Your Space Rocks

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Via Space Pics

Among Other Things FAIL

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Zere Vere Two Rocks Valking Down Die Strasse...

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Geologist Holmes

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Ryan Lochte is Just So FASCINATING

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Minecraft.IRL.exe WIN

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Beefing Up Business

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