Of all the songs to turn into hymns of praise, Beez in the Trap is most likely to generate a lot of "buzz" (LOL!). But seriously. WHY.

Not proselytizing your beliefs to people who don't want to hear about them: It cuts both ways!

Sir! Excuse me, sir! Have you accepted an invisible power you cannot see or touch but is responsible for your very being into your heart?

If this proves anything, it's that dubstep is God's music and those who have been "moved by the Holy Spirit" have finally reached the part where Jesus drops the (loaves and) bass.

Worried, Christians? Here's a solution! During communion, serve chocolate chip cookies instead of those bland wafers! That idea was free, Benedict-and-other-religious-leaders, but there's plenty more where it came from. You know where to find me.

I think we have a problem here. Discuss amongst yourselves...

UPDATE: These statistics come to us courtesy of Gallup; I never thought legitimacy would be these disappointing.

DOUBLE UPDATE: By popular demand, the link above tells us the sample this poll is taken from:

"Results for this USA Today/Gallup poll are based on telephone interviews conducted May 10-13, 2012, with a random sample of 1,012 adults, aged 18 and older, living in all 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia. For results based on the total sample of national adults, one can say with 95% confidence that the maximum margin of sampling error is ±4 percentage points."