I'm Sorry, Sir, But This Doesn't Match the Signature on the Card

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The Only Way to Improve a Donut Receipt

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See more at WIN!

Seriously?

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No Return Policy on This Tattoo

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When You Wear a Puffy Vest...

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Free Smiles!

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"The man was upset from the beginning because he didn't get his muffin in a timely manner."

I'm surprised he didn't call his lawyer, because he seems just about that finnicky.

They Definitely Overcharged For That

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