This Woman Tried to Use Her Sister's Health Insurance... the Sister That's Memorialized on Her Shirt

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Health insurance isn't easy in the United States, but this is something else entirely. Via Fox 8 Live:

…when the officer asked Diondre why she provided the hospital staff with the wrong name and information, Diondre pointed at her shirt and told the officer, "They must have gotten the name from this shirt." The shirt that Diondre was wearing was a memorial shirt for her deceased sister, Delores. Diondre Jones was booked with one count of Medicaid fraud and also had an outstanding attachment for failure to appear in court from a previous arrest.

Poetic, but Mean: Drivers Who Misuse Their High Beams in Shenzhen Have to Stare at Headlights as Punishment

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Via AOL Autos:

Police in Shenzhen, China are hoping thoughtless drivers who blind others with their high-beams will see the light after being forced to stare at police headlamps as punishment. On their official social media account, police posted an image of a young man staring into the glare of a police cruiser's headlights. The police call it an appropriate experience for those who are blinding oncoming traffic.

A Felon on the Run Gets Caught After Winning a Doughnut Eating Contest... at an Event Full of Cops

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Bradley Hardison here was on the run for 9 months after felony break-in charges landed against him. When he showed up to the Elizabeth City Police Department's National Night Out Against Crime to compete in a doughnut eating contest (congrats on the victory, by the way), police were able to apprehend him and put him in custody.

Unsurprisingly, This is the Face of the Woman Who Got Arrested for Throwing Bricks at Windows "for Fun!"

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Via South Maryland News Net:

The suspect shattered a total of 9 windows throughout the house and the windows on two pick-up trucks in the driveway causing an estimated $8,000 worth of damage. Once the defendant was placed under arrest she told Cpl. Connelly "this was fun and they are a bunch of Bit**s." Waro was charged with three counts of reckless endangerment and two counts of property destruction over $1,000.

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