Everyone’s favorite comeback has become a reality. Your enemies can now literally eat a bag of dicks.
A new service called Dicks By Mail lets you anonymously ship a 5oz bag of gummy penises to family, friends or enemies.
Each bag costs just $15 plus shipping, and it includes a stock message for the recipient that says “Eat a bag of dicks.”
From the site:
Is it a threat? A gift? or just an unfriendly reminder that someone is a piece of sh*t; leave the recipient guessing for years to come.
Someone who recently received one of the packages in the mail posted a photo to Imgur, so you know what to expect.
The company says the prank is intended to be just for fun and not people with malicious intent.
This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.
A similar online revenge service called ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com was making headlines back in January, which let anyone send annoying packets of the stuff to people you hate.
Toronoto Maple Leafs player Nazem Kadri was benched on Monday because he overslept and missed a team meeting.
So a reporter for Canada’s CP24 was out on the streets asking fans what they thought of the decision.
One man seemed to have something intelligent to say… at first.
“He gets paid a lot to be there,” he says. “So I think he should just f*ck her right in the pu**y.”
The reporter was not pleased, and she quickly sends the camera back to the anchor.
“Oh my goodness,” she says. “That was awful.”
This one however, appears to be all too real.
Congratulations Internet, you made this happen.
A Fox 2 news anchor in St. Louis named April Simpson became a viral sensation last week thanks to a video which showed her glaring her co-host Tim Ezell after he called her the “Hamburglar” on air.
Comedian Kevin Hart also posted the original clip to Facebook getting it lots of attention online.
The network then decided to play a little prank on April Monday morning, by having the actual Hamburglar appear on set to rub some fry salt in her wounds.
The crew also proceeds to throw hamburgers at her while she sits at her desk in disgust.
“Here’s my thing,” she says. “There are several people who are no longer my friends.”
She points to everyone in the room who participated in the stunt and says that she doesn’t even want to do the news anymore.
But it looks like she got over it, according to Twitter.