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Infowars founder Alex Jones, the conspiracy theorist who says Sandy Hook was a hoax and that "they" are putting chemicals in the water that is turning frogs gay, is the human embodiment of a dog taking a shit. 

And to make matters worse, he eats lunch without a shirt on. See:

Man, the Fonz really let himself go. 

Luckily, there are still some people in this country who are around a speak up for injustice when they see it. Here's how Twitter responded to a walking, talking rotten tomato eating lunch without a shirt on. 

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Please Charlie, tell us how you really feel about DJ Trump. We're all dying to know. In all seriousness, wtf happened Mr. Sheen? Did you snort a few lines of bad booger-sugar with a side of bath salts for good insanity-inducing measure, before taking it away with these strange Trump Hate-Haikus? Whatever the creative lubricant that went into these rage-filled tweets, we can only hope we get more of these fine displays of ridiculousness.

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Repealing Obamacare isn't just something that your lonely uncle is emailing you about anymore, it's actually steps away from happening, and it's going to be disastrous for millions of Americans. 

But why? Why is the government so determined to remove coverage from millions of people? Why is Paul Ryan's dream to privatize medicare when he could dream of being an astronaut or something? Why can't that guy think of a real dream worth having? 

These questions demand answers, and John Oliver has them. Watch him break down what Republicans are doing by repeatedly pointing to this graphic of your dad in a thong: 

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If you're like me, there's nothing you like in the world more than someone shouting "shame" at a politician. Man, it's great. When you watch these guys who continuously lie and take adavantage of the peopl their supposed to be representing, just getting destroyed by their bosses. 

Well, thankfully, the Washington Post, who recently changed their Masthead to read "Democracy Dies in Darkness," has released a new way of watching my favorite thing. 

The Yell-O-Matic let's you pick a politican, and then you can watch a bunch of constituents yelling at them. It's great. Here are some good ones:

Mitch McConnell



McConnell (Bonus)


Rep. Dave Brat






Sen. Ted Cruz 





Rep. Nancy Pelosi





Trump's bonkers, coo coo, bananas press conference was a lot of things. Weird? Yes. Scary? Yes. Disorganized? Oh, yeah.

One thing it was not, however, was a finely-tuned machine. In fact, now that you mention it, none of the last month has really looked like a fine-tuned machine. It's most like a hastily-assembled Ikea cabinet.

Nevertheless, the reality-TV gameshow host who is still living in that reality-TV gameshow in his mind referred to his quickly-careening-off-a-cliff administration to a "finely-tuned machine," so everyone on Twitter theorized what that machine might look like. Check it out:

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Seth Rogen and his sweet milky bong of justice and "uh-huhhhhhh" laughs all add up to be the hero we never expected, but the one we need in these trying times under the tangerine-coated, Cheeto puff-dusted overlord that only today told us drugs cost as much as candy bars, amidst a full-fledged mental breakdown. Upon realizing that Donald Trump's son follows him on Twitter, Seth proceeded to make the only natural move any one would given the opportunity; and tried to slide into DJ Trump Jr's DMs, for the sake of humanity itself. Will his heroic efforts work, or fade into helpless oblivion? I guess time will tell.

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The hashtag #TrumpImpeachmentParty made its debut on Twitter on Tuesday, and since then it's gathering a lot of steam. Someone could easily, rationally propose that the tangerine-coated, cheeto puff-dusted DJ Trump should've gone back and cleaned up house on any tweets that could serve to diminish his standings in the long run; but hey, it's just more fuel for the fire, and only plays into his impeccable Twitter game. 

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