Alabama Governor, Robert Bentley is getting his ass whooped by Monday and life and karma right now. He's facing impeachment/is expected to tender his resignation Wednesday after alleged sexts between him and former staffer were leaked by his wife. The report released last Friday also revealed Bentley would use his bodyguards to scare anyone who posed a threat to exposing his affair, into silence. What a damn misguided, immoral and unfaithful douchecanoe. Sounds like he got what was coming to him. Brace yourself for these 'sexts' too...it's almost like Bentley's trying to overcome the terrible nature of the affair itself, by supercharging everything with cringeworthy 'romantic' sentiments that might as well have strolled off a Nicolas Sparks book.