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Pizza Hut, the only pizza that comes with a free order of diahrea, has finally released a new and incredibly stupid way to order pizza: Shoes.

They might look like a pair of Reebok pumps, but these new Pizza Hut Pie Tops order a large pizza from Pizza Hut from anywhere. They've even got Grant Hill plugging them. No, seriously.



How does it work? A button on the top of the tongue of the Pie Tops connects to the Pie Tops app, which orders a pizza.

Welcome to the future, nerds. 

Via: B2 Channel
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Well well, look at what we have here. I thought this crazy kind of morally devoid behavior was reserved for the vile, syrup-soaked confines of the nearest Waffle House establishment --- a place I might add that serves up World Star Hip Hop beatdowns with the Eggs Benedict dinner special. Can't beat that kind of customer service right? Granted, this footage is no more than a display of a couple of looney lovebirds higher off horniness for one another than Jesse Pinkman fresh off a Blue Crystal bender.

See for yourself. In this case, thank god for censorship. 

This fitness blog managed to cut out a slice of social media spotlight, and truly, found fleeting relevancy in the worst way possible. If their goal was to get our attention, they definitely didn't fail on that account. One does not address the everyday pizza-loving human on Twitter (a venue already prone to rage-ridden outbursts/tweet reacts); and tell them they shouldn't enjoy their doughy gift of the gods. 

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via Reaxxion

When visiting a high school in the Icelandic town of Akurekyri, President Guðni Th. Jóhannesson told students that if he could, he'd ban pineapple as a pizza topping. And let's just thank our lucky stars that he isn't ruler of the Chuck E. Cheese. 

I get that it's cool to make fun of pineapple pizza, but allow me to throw something out there: Pineapple and jalapeño pizza. Sweet and spicy. So good.

But that isn't stopping some people from jumping on the Jóhannesson Train:

You know what, enjoy Iceland, nerds:

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It's no secret that we love a good photoshop battle here at Memebase and Fail Blog, but this one descends into a hole new kind of level. This guy, who loves pizza almost as much as we do, is doing it goddamn right. 

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Time to up the game over there guys, because this 'heart-shaped' pizza only ended up looking like a dough-slinging chef missed his lunch break and had to take a bite out of something before popping the next batch of breadsticks in the oven. 

The context of this situation only makes this FAIL more spectacular: sounds like the dude's girlfriend was trying to surprise him with a heart-shaped pizza at work, which is serious brownie points on steroids. Truly, a lady after my own heart. If only the Domino's pizza factory in question was up to the challenge. There's always next year.

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