pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

A Scheme Uncovered

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Not the Most Subtle Move

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How Not to Impress a Girl

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I'll Get No-Whip... Or Will I?

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We Don't Tolerate That Crap Around Here

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Just Don't Blink

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Transformers Loving is the Best Loving

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Justin Bieber Becomes a Pick-Up Artist

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Even Dictators Need Love

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Well At Least You're Honest

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Like a God Damn Sir

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The Most Interesting 8-Year-Old in the World

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Awww Yea

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Hey There, Time Traveler

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines Feel Strange

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Well That Was Forward

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