Why Can't My Phone Perform CPR?

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Set Your Sights Higher, Bro

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Talk to the Pocket Because the Face Doesn't Want to Listen

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Cloak is the Perfect App for Avoiding Everyone You Never Want to Talk to Ever Again

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Here's the premise behind the mobile app Cloak: Cloak will scrub the data of your "friends" using their Instagram and Foursquare information (remember, these are things they voluntarily give out) and display them on a map using your phone's GPS. Just like that, you can completely avoid them in real time as they update their information. There's a few problems, of course. Namely, you're only going to be able to avoid people that incessantly update their every move on social media - though to be fair that seems like the perfect kind of person to excise from your life forever.

Then there's another matter entirely, that this is actually kind of a dream program for stalkers. So, uh, double-edged sword I guess?

Mom Had a Lot of Fun in the 60s

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Just Keep on Trucking, You Duck

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You Probably Have a Smart Phone. Don't Be One of Those People.

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