"Surrender now or prepare to bicker and smile passive-aggressively at your opponent!"
Oops, I mean fight.
In case you missed last night's debate... It's okay if you did, I understand. You might have been in a "bind," schedule-wise.
The only thing missing -- Biden's disruptive laughter.
Bonus: Here's the Gregory Bros.' behind-the-scenes madness.
Ready your beverages -- the candidates take the stage at 6 p.m. PST/9 p.m. EST.
(Feeling particularly boozy? More advanced versions are here and here.)
Get all your political laughs here!
Mitt Romney joked while campaigning in Michigan early Friday morning that "no one had ever asked to see his birth certificate."
The joke not-so-subtlely invoked the "birther" controversy. The Twitterverse is now abuzz with witty repartee, shooting jokes back at Romney which invoke his status as a wealthy, white bread, tax-dodging fat cat.
Follow out the latest #FutureMittJokes.
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