"Surrender now or prepare to bicker and smile passive-aggressively at your opponent!"
Oops, I mean fight.
In case you missed last night's debate... It's okay if you did, I understand. You might have been in a "bind," schedule-wise.
The only thing missing -- Biden's disruptive laughter.
Bonus: Here's the Gregory Bros.' behind-the-scenes madness.
Ready your beverages -- the candidates take the stage at 6 p.m. PST/9 p.m. EST.
(Feeling particularly boozy? More advanced versions are here and here.)
Get all your political laughs here!
Mitt Romney joked while campaigning in Michigan early Friday morning that "no one had ever asked to see his birth certificate."
The joke not-so-subtlely invoked the "birther" controversy. The Twitterverse is now abuzz with witty repartee, shooting jokes back at Romney which invoke his status as a wealthy, white bread, tax-dodging fat cat.
Follow out the latest #FutureMittJokes.
Fifty Shades of Grey Gets the Honest Trailer It So Desperately ...
7 Things We Don't Want from a New Indiana Jones Movie
What If All Disney Movies Took Place Under the Sea?
The Perfect Bed For Your Player 2 Pets
People Who Go to Burning Man Are Such Easy Targets for Trolling
Check Out This Incredible Map of Westeros, Then Buy It
Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn Spotted on The Set of Suicide ...
Try Not to Wince When This Price is Right Contestant Wins ...
Dorkly Tackles Disney Sex Scenes in a Way You'll Wish You'd ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more