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Here are more times parents were total assholes and certainly not trying to help their kids in any way. 

Round 1 is here.

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win parents with noisy kids get a discount
Via: Mashable
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Don't expect to hear a bunch of loud-mouthed, snot-nosed kids screaming at the top of your lungs if you go out to eat. It's like, wow, I can't even finish talking to my goddamn wife about The goddamn Bachelor without hearing some little brat complain that they just want noodles and ketchup for dinner. Eat a real meal, kid! 

So one restaurant is giving parents some incentive for getting their kids to keep quiet. They're giving a five percent discount for "polite" children. 



Antonio Ferrari owns a restaurant in the Italian city of Padua and was so pleased that a youngster could actually go two hours without making everyone's life a living hell that he gave the parents a discount. 

"I didn't know them well to congratulate them," said Ferrai. "It was their first time in my restaurant, so I opted for the discount."

via Gif Soup

I feel so violated by all this knowledge right now. This is when AskReddit hits its stride, and yes, I know some of you are likely already ferociously typing away in the comments section, lodging complaints about 'how we keep posting shit from Reddit'; but dude, the AskReddit section is a goldmine for thought-provoking discussions. We're just trying to share the conversations that struck a particular chord, and this is absolutely one of those. It's easy to forget our parents lived long and potentially booze-soaked, sex-crazed, drug-fueled lives before they settled down (stubbornly or excitedly) to raise our ungrateful, ever retaliating asses.

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Now I just want to give my mom a big 'ol hug. There's soo much true in these it's actually ridiculous. 

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I think the best course of action for Dad here is to write a sincere letter back, asking the school what exactly a dildo is? Let's milk this ridiculous situation for all it's worth. Long live Wildo the Dildo, may he live a long and fruitful existence being a perpetual pain in the asses (and other places too) of academic institutions, near and far.

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