The man has reportedly gone into the women's room of a shopping center several times early in the morning to eat that butt stuff. Now, he's finally been caught by a news team. When asked about his behavior, he had this to say (courtesy of a translated interview from Shanghaiist):
Reporter: What’re you doing here? Man: Eating s**t. R: What? What’s in your hands? M: It’s s**t. R: Why would you want to do that? M: I eat it when I’m hungry. R: But why do you choose to go to the ladies’ room? M: It’s more tasty.
Reporter: Isn’t your family worried about you? Man: They’re all dead. R: Don’t you know this behavior isn’t good or healthy? M: I’ve eaten s**t for eight years. I feel better after eating it.
Millions of baby spiders appeared to rain down from the sky earlier this month in the Southern Tablelands in Australia. One resident described the effect it had on their home as such: "The whole place was covered in these little black spiderlings and when I looked up at the sun it was like this tunnel of webs going up for a couple of hundred metres into the sky."
Read that again and try not to let your mind implode from the Lovecraftian horror from it all.
The phenomenon is (terrifyingly) not that uncommon. Apparently the spiders "balloon" by throwing out sheets of webbing and use the winds to carry themselves around. When weather conditions are poor, none of the spiders go anywhere of course. But when the weather picks up again, they all leave in one terrifying hell-swarm.
Again, a salute to the brave (insane?) people who continue to call the continent of Australia their home.