Autocowrecks: Your Love is Both Indestructible and Outdated?

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Our love will also involve lots of Snake.

Autocowrecks: WHAT SORCERY IS THIS

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The world doesn't make sense anymore.

Autocowrecks: This Is Why This City Can't Have Nice Things

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That poor sidewalk never stood a chance.

Autocowrecks: When You See It, You'll Sh*t Nokias

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The connocting industry is rather bullish on poopie right now. Let's hope they don't over-produce.

Autocowrecks: There Can Be Only One

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Now I know that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, I'll at least have a choice between playing Tetris or Snake.

Autocowrecks: Trolldemort

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Voldemort's evil squished the image.

Autocowrecks: Whoa, Baby, I'm Not Ready for That Kind of Commitment

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I'm not sure ANYTHING lasts as long as that.