Autocowrecks: The Most Powerful Weapon Imaginable

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Autocowrecks: It's Just So Delicate!

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You drop that teenager once and it has a crack in it. Alternatively, old people are just downright STURDY.

Autocowrecks: The Best Bulletproof Vest Money Can Buy

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Military grade Kevlar's got nothing on Nokia.

There I Fixed It: Those Zombies Wont Know What Hit 'Em!

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Way to turn that Nokia into a Nokilla!

Autocowrecks: That's One Proud Father

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Autocowrecks: Now That Movie Becomes Way More Realistic

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This explains how that hammer can destroy anything.

Autocowrecks: Suddenly Wolverine is a Much More Believable Character

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