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The team chemistry is strong with these ones, huh? All sarcasm aside, I'd genuinely enjoy watching these two unfortunately paired co-workers try to make it through a series of news segments without being outright overcome with the burning desire to tear each other's heads off.

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I'll be the first to admit, 'you the real MVP' has quickly become one of the more painfully overused compliments thrown around.

In this fail-themed compilation of live news segments gone spectacularly wrong, Bill Murray is the shining beacon of unforgiving brilliance, the realest MVP, when he rains down sweet savagery on an irritating reporter during their interview. 

Via: LastWeekTonight
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It's no surprise that our reality-TV gameshow host-in-chief lies constantly. He lives in a reality distrotion field that would make Steve Jobs jealous. It'd be amazing, really, if weren't so dangerous for literally every single person on planet Earth. So John Oliver really, really wants to burst that bubble, and he's putting the truth where Trump can see it. 

We all know that Trump likes to watch cable news. He makes it a habit of tweeting about it and even calling in to them as these shows are airing. So Last Week Tonight is running a series of commercial featuring a cowboy that switches from talking about catheters to the nuclear triad in a way that even he can understand. So while Trump is eating his morning taco bowl, let's hope he gets some medicine with his sugar. 

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21-Year-Old Chick Kicked Off Spirit Airlines Flight For 'Showing Too Much Cleavage' Speaks Out

You might remember that terror of a tale we recently ran over here, involving news of a woman being kicked off her flight for showing too much cleavage. Blasphemous! Am I right? Well, we've come full circle on the matter with her latest little update about the whole unfortunate occurrence. And let me just be the first to say here, that Spirit Airlines has yet to fail us in the way of keeping their flights predictably chaotic and absurd. 

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Mystery Canadian Thief Jacks $100K Worth of Blueberries, Hilarious Twitter Reactions Ensue

The Great Canadian Blueberry Heist needs to be a movie in my lifetime. That's all there is to it. I will accept nothing less. This is one of those double take-worthy kinds of stories: you see it jump across your social media feed, doubt everything about it, and proceed to have your world rocked as you develop a strange craving for Blueberry Pie. Yo, for real though. It's got everything I could want in a slice of crime: the big getaway, the ridiculousness of $100K of blueberries being stolen, and the fact that it's a tale of thievery with Canadian roots. 

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