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What's in a name, really? An identity? Sometimes a joke that will follow you until you're 6 feet under. Whether your parents had the forethought to name you Ben Dover or Richard Small, sometimes we just wish we could forget about our names. That's what the internet is for though, to dig up those hilarious names that need to be out in the world.

Of the Fabled McPooperson Clan?

Via bumdrummer

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Well of Course the 7 Daughters Would Have 14 Hands

Via Spank You

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Followed Only By "Mor McSprayee"

Via Cubicle Bot

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The Headline is Bad Enough as it is, but Wait Until You Read Who Did it

Via Ottawa Police

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Not a Whole Lot Gets Done in This Neighborhood

Via joe_passino

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Someday He Will be Captain

Via 22 Words

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He Used to be "Doctor" but He Lost His License

Via I Heart Chaos

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You Help the Owl, You Pick the Name!

Via peanutismint

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This Dog is Most Likely to Bite the Head off of a Toy Bat

Via MrMediocre83

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New England Is a Special Place

Created by ephemerides

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Some Parents Must Hate Their Kids

Via Unknown

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It's Morning in Amerikajah

Created by Unknown

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PHRASING!

Via Unknown

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If There Was Ever a Name for a Total Badass...

Via I Heart Chaos

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You Know Where to Go for Your Next Vacation

Created by ichc.chrispeeler ( Via Sofa Pizza )

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Sorry, That's Supposed to be d*ck

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