If your male coworker is outwardly hostile to you, placate him by making him a sandwich!
... A knuckle sandwich...
I am so fired...
Now, every time you open the door, it'll go a little something like:
"OH GOD WHAT THE- ... oh, it's just you, Postachu."
"Look idiot, I wore these specs like 65 million years before they were cool, so shut up."
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