Better Than Hamburger Helper

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helper,funny,hangover,mints
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Excellent Breath Fresheners

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autocorrect,mints,text,g rated,AutocoWrecks
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Wait. WAT?

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Fallatio,mints,wait wat,good head,dating fails
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There I Fixed It: Sleep E-Z Security

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alarm,burglar,burglar alarm,door,mints,night,security system,sleep,tic tac
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"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.