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Everyone On Twitter Is Asking You Politely: Clean the Office Microwave

Hey, you know what's not cool? Brining fish in for lunch, cooking it in the microwave, and it exploding. That's not cool. Someone's got to clean that up, right, Tyler? It's not like that leftover Chilean sea bass is going to scrape itself off the walls of the microwave, Tyler.

God.

I'm not the only one who's pissed at Goddamn Tyler this week. Everyone on Twitter has had it up here with the state of the office microwave, and it ends today. 


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Kellyanne Conway Has Set Off Microwave Pandemonium and Now Everyone on Twitter Is Afraid to Make Popcorn

Kellyanne Conway, the architect behind the Bowling Green Massacre and the recent boost in Ivanka Trump profits, has done it again. 

During an interview, Kellyanne said that in addition to the possibility of being spied on by your television and phone, camera in your microwave might also be watching you. 

Talk about a Pop Secret. 

So now everyone on Twitter has been looking at their microwave a little differently because their microwave might be looking at them. 

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