Music FAILS: Gwar Gives Dating Advice

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Remember that time when Gwar offered to answer your dating questions? They came through! Listen to their Sage Wisdom From Beyond the Stars and all your dreams will come true.

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Music FAILS: JUST SAYIN'

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Music FAILS: JUST SAYIN'
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In all fairness, you don't go into metal to get rich and famous. You go into metal because it's awesome. If you want fame, you get a stylist and sing mid-tempo love songs. I'm just sayin'.

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Music FAILS: The Beatles Play Death Metal

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Twist THE NIPPLES OF SATAAAAN and shout UNHOLY OATHS TO MOTHER HELLBEAASSST.

You realize that this is what the Beatles probably sounded like to grandparents living in the 50s.

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