In all fairness, you don't go into metal to get rich and famous. You go into metal because it's awesome. If you want fame, you get a stylist and sing mid-tempo love songs. I'm just sayin'.
Twist THE NIPPLES OF SATAAAAN and shout UNHOLY OATHS TO MOTHER HELLBEAASSST.
You realize that this is what the Beatles probably sounded like to grandparents living in the 50s.
And now, for a little thrash for your holiday spirits.
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