I swear to God, if another flight attendant tells me that my iPod is going to crash the plane I'm going to... well... I'll write a very strongly worded letter to the FAA, that's what I'll do!
This would all be well and fine if it wasn't a big fat lie.
WARNING: Number-two-based language.
You were graphing in 4th grade? You must have been one smart 10-year-old.
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