Kanye Spent a Lot of Money for Kim's Mother's Day

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On top "a couple thousand roses" that Kim Kardashian showed off on on her Instagram feed, Kanye West also paid to have that quartet serenade the mother while she was in Brazil.

It certainly was a sweet gesture, but wouldn't it get old for every waiter to say that every single time you received something at a restaurant?

"Can I get a refill on my water?"

"This water is from Mr. West for the best mother in the world."

"Any chance we could get a refill on breadsticks?"

"These breadsticks are from Mr. West for the best mother in the world."

"What was that? I couldn't hear you over this string quartet that's uncomfortable close to my table."

"I SAID THESE BREADSTICKS ARE FROM MR. WEST FOR THE BEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD!"

"Oh. Thanks."

Today in Kanye: A Convict is Sueing to Keep the Kanye and Kim Out of Florida

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TMZ reported April 8 that an inmate has taken a case to court to keep Florida rid of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

"Wayne Albright -- who's been locked up since 2000 for attempted sexual assault -- claims Florida needs protection from the couple he calls 'Meat Whistles' and 'Moose Knuckles.'

Albright shows abject contempt for the famous duo, declaring the only tolerable Kardashian is Rob, who's 'eating himself out of house and home, no doubt from the shame he feels as a result of what Kim has done to the Kardashian name.'"

Albright seeks a temporary restraining order against the family, protecting the fragile coastal ecosystem from the terrible disruption Kayne can cause.

He wants to "ban these two Moose Knuckles from appearing on any television programs aired in the state of Florida, unless it's Court TV and they're on trial for posing as a famous couple."

Speaking to the judge, Albright said, "You have your work cut out for you ... so what do you say? Make us all proud."