Dad Watches Too Many Horror Movies

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Dad Watches Too Many Horror Movies
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Then they'll use that finger to unlock his phone, look up your address, and mail you the finger- at least that's how it would go in the movies. Love horror stories? Prefer the softer, gentler side of Halloween? Either way, check out Cheezburger's Halloween site!

Disabled For Your Protection

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Disabled For Your Protection
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Submitter Carla's son lost his iPhone last month. Carla found it under his bed today, and now he only has to wait about thirteen and a half more years to use it.