Dating Fails: The Founding Fathers Want to Get Into Your Pants

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WARNING: Possibly anachronistic cussing. Except for Benjamin Franklin. That dude always had a potty mouth.

This doesn't seem too far off given the stories we've heard about Thomas Jefferson's propensity for slave-sexing.

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