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'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.

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Would Mulan technically be on the list of Princesses and Princes due to the whole cross-dressing thing? I say yes.

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