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Via: WatchCut Video
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Gotta love Watch Cut Video for getting families together to talk about the shit that's real. Unfortunately, the Devil's Lettuce clearly did a number on Andrew in this video, as he threw us into a cringeworthy spectacle, opening Porndora's Box and asking his grams if she got down with dirty videos. 

Via: Jacob Mitchell
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I've heard plenty of hilarious tales of chimpanzees doing their thing, and letting shit fly at one another; but this has gotta be the first time I've witnessed a chimpanzee letting loose a shit-coated pitch of straight up rancid nastiness, for an old lady, no less. 

Like a fine wine, some people just get better with age. Consider the grandma at hand, as a prime example; she's down south of the sun-drenched border aggressively knocking back shots (or just like, half the bottle) with a bunch of sorority girls that are just beginning to set sail on the epic, booze-soaked journey that the Spring Break of 2017 will surely prove to be. You've given the younger, less experienced alcoholics a lot to strive for Grams. 

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Personally, I'm not so sure how I'd feel about this one, were I put in our fresh-roasted birthday dude of the hour's shoes: on the one hand, the card isn't exactly sweet talk material, but on the other, grandma could be kind of a comedic badass. Perhaps with age and wrinkles comes a greater appetite for insult-worthy humor.

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Via: Jade Reed
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Are you trying to give your grandma a heart attack, young man?

This grandson, who probably will not be receiving a birthday check this year, that’s for sure, decided to give his grandmother a heart attack by telling her about his New Year’s Eve plans. They consisted of showing up to a warehouse at 10pm and partying there until 5am.

But when will he be getting home, she asks.

7 am.

This is out of control and not what a sweet grandma needs to be hearing — her darling grandson spending New Year's Eve spinning techno records and staying out till all hours of the night. 

But you know what? Sorry, granny, this techno-loving warehouse partier’s a big boy now.

via Interscope Records

 

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