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'You're on thin ice': Small town council complains about resident's dandelions and garden, so resident gets farm animals to 'mow the lawn'

'You're on thin ice': Small town council complains about resident's dandelions and garden, so resident gets farm animals to 'mow the lawn'

When you live in a small town, word gets around, and if you have beef with the city council, you had better giddy up for a long ride… of malicious compliance. One woman took on her HOA (that wasn't really an HOA, but more of a city council of sorts, as they were a small town) when they came with multiple complaints on different occasions about her property. The issue this woman had was not with their complaints, but rather with the fact that they did not bug any other of the neighborhood reside…
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'Fine, I'll hire a goat instead' : HOA forbids man to hire a company for yardwork, cue malicious compliance, he ‘hires’ a goat for $20

'Fine, I'll hire a goat instead' : HOA forbids man to hire a company for yardwork, cue malicious compliance, he ‘hires’ a goat for $20

Housing communities frequently have what is called a ‘homeowner association', backed up by strict, often stupid bylaws. This man lived in a neighborhood where the HOA literally planted little flags in front of lawns to make sure everyone understood perfectly just how tall their grass was ‘allowed to get’. In other words, this HOA was the epitome of a densely rigid association. Now, this man hated to mow his lawn… and when I say hated, I mean to say he despised it.
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AITA for renting a goat?

'I didn't expect her to react so negatively': Husband's HOA-compliant yard work idea infuriates wife

This guy absolutely despises cutting his lawn, writing, “The sound of the lawn mower makes me wish I could take my ears off like Mr. Potato Head and lock them in a box.”
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Goat And Rooster Team Up To Save Chicken From Hawk Attack

Go team go!
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Belligerent Goat Picks Fight With Guy

I wish we could understand goats.
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A quick and hilarious story about dramatic day on the farm. | Livestock drama "Let's put pool noodles on goat's horns says teenager Why would begin, but they have already stampeded out house shrug.

A Quick Hilarious Livestock Drama

Presenting, the Eldritch abomination.
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Tumblr Thread: The Cold-Blooded Freak Devil Cave Goat

It's understandably extinct.
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Twitter Thread: Man Documents Invasion Of Goat Overlords

The goats play by their own rules.
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Wrong number texter looking for dealer gets trolled by person calling themselves "The Goat" | 1:52 1 ul LTE O iMessage Today 9:46 AM Owl Goat No Call do want call Owl? Who is this This is Goat know my reputation. No sure heard own this town live Bremen own town too Ok iMessage Pay

Wrong Number Looking for Dealer Gets Trolled by "The Goat"

Don't defy The Goat.
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Incensed Goat Owner Calls Out Lying Vegan Activists In Scathing Facebook Post

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15 Honest Attempts That Were Shattered By Failure

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Hungover girl in college wakes up to a nightmare text involving goats.

Hungover College Chick Wakes Up To Nightmare Text Involving Goats

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Look At Me, I'm A Goat

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Christmas Shopping Is Harder for Goats Because People Rarely Let Them Into the Store

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Local TV News Anchor Loses It When She Tries to Report on the Man Who Lived as a Goat

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